Planet-loving Putter T-Shirts

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Golfing Bishop.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Duh!"

Thanks God!

Golfer hitting a die.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Neanderthal Golf.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'I learned a new word today!'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Child on golf course

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

Desert island putting green.

Holy Golf

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

Divine Golf

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'The bunkers are definitely getting bigger!'

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole