Planet-loving Putter Prints

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Golfing Bishop.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Duh!"

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Thanks God!

Golfer hitting a die.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Neanderthal Golf.

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'I learned a new word today!'

Child on golf course

Holy Golf

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Desert island putting green.

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

Divine Golf

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

'The bunkers are definitely getting bigger!'