Heavenly Putter Pillows

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'Sudden death?'

Neanderthal Golf.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'I learned a new word today!'

Golfers' Heaven

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Golf Sale

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Desert island putting green.

Holy Golf

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Golfing Gods.

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Divine Golf

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'