Heavenly Putter Gifts

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

Neanderthal Golf.

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Sudden death?'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'I learned a new word today!'

Golfers' Heaven

Golf Sale

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Holy Golf

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Golfing Gods.

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Desert island putting green.

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!