Angelic Putter Gifts

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

Holy Golf

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Duh!"

Thanks God!

'Please hold for an eternity...'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

And on the Seventh Day...

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Basketball Halo

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Social Networking in Heaven.

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'