Paradise Putter Gifts

Golfing Bishop.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Self Service Island

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Not so heavenly

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Thanks God!

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Wow! I guess you CAN 'take it with you', after all!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"Boxing day is so boring."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Golfer hitting a die.

Employees Only Door in Heaven.

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."