Paradise Programmer Gifts

When Nerds Die

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Golfing Bishop.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Lei-ing Hens

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Arabian island

Doggie Heaven

Self Service Island

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Aloha!

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Not so heavenly

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'