Paradise Programmer Mugs

When Nerds Die

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Golfing Bishop.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Lei-ing Hens

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Arabian island

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Doggie Heaven

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Self Service Island

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Aloha!

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'