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Golfing Bishop.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Self Service Island

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

Thanks God!

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Not so heavenly

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Wow! I guess you CAN 'take it with you', after all!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Employees Only Door in Heaven.

Golfer hitting a die.

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Boxing day is so boring."