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"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

Golfing Bishop.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Lei-ing Hens

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Doggie Heaven

Self Service Island

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Aloha!

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Not so heavenly

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."