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"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Perfection

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

Doggie Heaven

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Self Service Island

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Decorating a column.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Not so heavenly

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.