Paradise Perfectionist Pillows

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Perfection

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"You're welcome."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Doggie Heaven

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Self Service Island

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."