Paradise Player Prints

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

Golfing Bishop.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Lei-ing Hens

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Doggie Heaven

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Self Service Island

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Aloha!

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Not so heavenly

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Wow! I guess you CAN 'take it with you', after all!"