Angelic Putters Pillows

Angel Golf.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

And on the Seventh Day...

Death of the pope.

Movie Angel

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Basketball Halo

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Heaven - Under New Management.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb