Angelic Putters Pillows

Angel Golf.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

And on the Seventh Day...

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Death of the pope.

Movie Angel

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Basketball Halo

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"