Fearless Putter Pillows

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Casual skydiving.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Who wants to go first?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Starting is the scariest part.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

In Case of Emergency

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

Balloon Thrill Ride

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

'As your captain and dentist I'd like to welcome you to phobia flight #204, the flight we affectionately refer to as the real terror at 36,000 feet.'

Resistance.

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

"Our winner for the 50th time in a row..."

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Around the World By Balloon.