Par-putting Enthusiast Pillows

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Bake-a-thon.

Tee for Two!

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Self Raising Flour

Jurassic Country Club.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

"We should have taken a eweber."

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'