Prehistoric Par Enthusiast Pillows

Jurassic Country Club.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."