Prehistoric Par Enthusiast Mugs

Jurassic Country Club.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."