Prehistoric Putt Champ Gifts

Jurassic Country Club.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Serious Putty

Veloci-Rapper

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Tee for Two!

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'Evolution sounds good in theory, but what if we get overqualifed?'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

The Flirtateous Period

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Utilosaurus

Floating Dragon

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

King goes golfing.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Grok's Black Hole Theory

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."