Prehistoric Punting Enthusiast Gifts

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

The First Fire Stick

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Veloci-Rapper

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

A gift to complete the man cave.

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Self Raising Flour

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

The Flirtateous Period