Prehistoric Punting Enthusiast Gifts

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The First Fire Stick

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Veloci-Rapper

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

A gift to complete the man cave.

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Self Raising Flour

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

The Flirtateous Period

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'