Prehistoric Pun Lover Gifts

Early tech support.

"He's non union. He works days as a hunter, and nights as a gatherer."

'Basically it's a pushable boulder. Comes in 3 sizes - guaranteed to cut down your heat loss.'

'I didn't know rocks HAD an interest rate.'

Dinosaur Funeral Director

'My client suffered injuries because you failed to put a warning label on your new invention saying 'fire may be hot'!'

'You see, Thag? Names CAN break your bones. Especially when those names are carved on ROCKS.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

'Call what authorities?'

"Hon, it's the landlord."

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"Well, we lost it all. I told you we shouldn't have played the rock market."

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

'It's a Wheel.' - 'It's a wheel clamp.'

"Is it just me, or is the campaign season starting really early?"

Scientists continue to puzzle over what could have caused the rapid extinction of Lightening Rodosaurus.

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

Caveman invents car tire.

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

"How about that! -- Oog got an app for walking upright!"

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

"This tarnishes his legacy as a great hunter."

Dinosaurs carrying dinosaur into Jurassick Ward.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Once more, Nog... strike rocks, not dung...'

Closed for Repairs.

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

The Bonvoy Age...

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

The Neanderthal Pocket Knife.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'...and hold the trilobites.'

"Have you heard the latest? Hunter is doing a hostile takeover of gatherer."