Historical Pun Lover Gifts

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Putter'.

'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

'Yes, your majesty, all of your horses and all of your men, It's a long shot, but it might just work,'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The First Fire Stick

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Think about the honey."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"Have you heard the latest? Hunter is doing a hostile takeover of gatherer."

Larry's Literary Market.

'You give me goose bumps!'

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.