Prehistoric Pun Enthusiasts Gifts

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

'It works on so many levels, Og!'

"I'd offer you a cigarette but I haven't discovered fire yet."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The First Fire Stick

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Is it free-range?"

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'I just invented business!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"