Prehistoric Pun Enthusiasts Prints

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

'It works on so many levels, Og!'

"I'd offer you a cigarette but I haven't discovered fire yet."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The First Fire Stick

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Is it free-range?"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Has he had all his shots"

'I just invented business!'

"This is what I use for social media."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."