Prehistoric Pun Lovers Prints

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

The First Fire Stick

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'

First Market Decline

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Is it free-range?"

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'