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The First Fire Stick

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'

First Market Decline

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

A gift to complete the man cave.

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Is it free-range?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I just invented business!'

"Has he had all his shots"

"This is what I use for social media."