Prehistoric Puns T-Shirts

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The First Fire Stick

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Is it free-range?"

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"