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Early tech support.

"He's non union. He works days as a hunter, and nights as a gatherer."

'Basically it's a pushable boulder. Comes in 3 sizes - guaranteed to cut down your heat loss.'

'I didn't know rocks HAD an interest rate.'

Dinosaur Funeral Director

'You see, Thag? Names CAN break your bones. Especially when those names are carved on ROCKS.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

"Is it just me, or is the campaign season starting really early?"

'Call what authorities?'

Scientists continue to puzzle over what could have caused the rapid extinction of Lightening Rodosaurus.

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'It's a Wheel.' - 'It's a wheel clamp.'

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

"Well, we lost it all. I told you we shouldn't have played the rock market."

"Hon, it's the landlord."

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

Closed for Repairs.

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

"This tarnishes his legacy as a great hunter."

Dinosaurs carrying dinosaur into Jurassick Ward.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Once more, Nog... strike rocks, not dung...'

"Have you heard the latest? Hunter is doing a hostile takeover of gatherer."

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

The Bonvoy Age...

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

The Neanderthal Pocket Knife.

'...and hold the trilobites.'

'I'm going hunting - what d'you want - breasts or thighs?'

"Here, try the blow torch I bought on eCave?"

"I've definitely confirmed the existence of 1, 2, 4 and 5 but I can't shake the feeling that I'm overlooking something."

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."