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Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

The Iron Age: Day One.

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

The First Fire Stick

Lessons in Prehistory.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Used wheels

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

A gift to complete the man cave.

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Is the fire included?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."