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Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

The Iron Age: Day One.

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

The First Fire Stick

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Used wheels

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

I'm With Stooped

A gift to complete the man cave.

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Is the fire included?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'