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Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

'Is the fire included?'

"Is it free-range?"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."