Prehistoric Parody Fan Pillows

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

I'm With Stooped

Used wheels

The Invention of the Wheel

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Is the fire included?'

"Is it free-range?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."