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Utilosaurus

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

The first car accident.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"1-1"

The discovery of asparagus.

Bangers and Mash

The First Fire Stick

Motorherd

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

DUNVOTIN

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Daddy's working from home today."

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Mexican Jumping Balls.