Prehistory Pun Aficionado Pillows

Utilosaurus

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

The first car accident.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Satya Nutella

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Motorherd

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Bangers and Mash

The First Fire Stick

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

DUNVOTIN

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.