Prehistoric Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet

Caveman at job centre.

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'This 'language' invention is okay, but sticks and stones are a lot more effective.'

The first clerk of the first DMV.

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"

"They're not only tasty... they're gluten free."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'Scavenge, scavenge, scavenge! -- I should have married a predator!'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

'See! I told you not to switch from hunting to gathering!'

'Be careful with that thing, will you? -- I just evolved this brain!'

The Ice Cream Age.

Sourcer Gatherers.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Early Stand-Up Comedy. 'A neanderthal, a Cro-magnon and a peking man walk into a cave...'

Cave Cow striving to master the secret of fire. When She succeeds, she's scared of it and runs away screaming.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

Walking upright is an interesting idea, but how can it be monetized?

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The discovery of asparagus.

The First Fire Stick

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'