Prehistoric Puns Pillows

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The First Fire Stick

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

A gift to complete the man cave.

Veloci-Rapper

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Is it free-range?"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Damn autocorrect!"

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'