Prehistoric Wit Pillows

"I can't decide whether to name my invention Edsel, Studebaker, Nash or Packard."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"And this is our media room."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Early on-line shopping

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Is it free-range?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Carbon Dating

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"I like the idea, but is it scaleable?"