Prehistoric Pun Aficionado Pillows

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The First Fire Stick

Bangers and Mash

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"1-1"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

DUNVOTIN

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Litterary Dogs.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."