Prehistoric Pun Aficionado Pillows

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

The First Fire Stick

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bangers and Mash

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Motorherd

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

DUNVOTIN

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Better Not Squash.

The First Kite

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."