Prehistoric Punsters Gifts

'Not authentic, organic & local, again.'

"One, two, three...then math anxiety kicks in."

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Prehistoric firing squad.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'I don't know what it is -- They invented it, and immediately started fighting over it.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The First Fire Stick

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Tequila Mockingbird

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Caesar salad?'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Veloci-Rapper