Prehistoric Punsters Gifts

'Not authentic, organic & local, again.'

"One, two, three...then math anxiety kicks in."

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Prehistoric firing squad.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'I don't know what it is -- They invented it, and immediately started fighting over it.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The First Fire Stick

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Tequila Mockingbird

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Caesar salad?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."