Prehistoric Punter Gifts

Early man had 127 words for rock...and no words for anything else.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"And this is our media room."

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Veloci-Rapper

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"I think we overordered."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!'

"Comments are turned off."