Prehistoric Putter Gifts

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Veloci-Rapper

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

A prehistoric football match.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Jurassic Country Club.

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

The Flirtateous Period

'Evolution sounds good in theory, but what if we get overqualifed?'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Floating Dragon

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Thanks God!

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."