Prehistoric Putter Gifts

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Veloci-Rapper

A prehistoric football match.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Jurassic Country Club.

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Evolution sounds good in theory, but what if we get overqualifed?'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Floating Dragon

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

The Flirtateous Period

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"Duh!"

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'