Prehistory Punster Gifts

'Do you mean LAWYER?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Early photobombing

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Sweep the board.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'