Primitive Punster Gifts

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Veloci-Rapper

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Sick Rancher Humor

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"Hallelujah!"

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

The Flirtateous Period

'Evolution sounds good in theory, but what if we get overqualifed?'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Grok's Black Hole Theory

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'