Primitive Punster Mugs

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Sick Rancher Humor

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Veloci-Rapper

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Hallelujah!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

The Flirtateous Period

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Evolution sounds good in theory, but what if we get overqualifed?'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'