Particle Punster Gifts

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

'Well it's one way of popularising our work at CERN!'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Tree house.

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Beauty and the Baste

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gas station

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'