Power Punster Gifts

Nuclear power plant.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

I think you're ace

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"YOU pass him on the left."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Hamlet.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Our flag means debt."

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Surfin' the web.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."