Planetary Punster Gifts

'If you look carefully you'll see that all the claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June when Venus is in alignment with Mars.'

'Mars is known as the 'red planet'? Does it have debt problem like ours?'

'Will you stop sulking? -- I didn't eclipse you on purpose!'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"You've already been downgraded once, Pluto. Give me one good reason you should be reinstated."

"The truth is, I really can't stand world music!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'What the...? How the heck did that get in there? Oh, well, I guess it will have to do.'

God Catching Planets

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Man! I can't stand when he blocks my light like that. What an exhibitionist!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

He's very defensive about his personal space.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

earth is still under the weather. With that permafrost he always has a head cold.

"Jensen, look life on Venus!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Dogs life

'It's a treasure map.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"