Prehistoric Punter Mugs

Early man had 127 words for rock...and no words for anything else.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"And this is our media room."

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

World Cup Fever

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Veloci-Rapper

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Jurassic Pork.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"I think we overordered."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!'