Prehistoric Putters Mugs

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Veloci-Rapper

A prehistoric football match.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Jurassic Country Club.

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Floating Dragon

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

The Flirtateous Period

'Evolution sounds good in theory, but what if we get overqualifed?'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

Grok's Black Hole Theory

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'