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"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Veloci-Rapper

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A prehistoric football match.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Damn autocorrect!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Jurassic Country Club.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

The Flirtateous Period

'Evolution sounds good in theory, but what if we get overqualifed?'

Floating Dragon

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Grok's Black Hole Theory

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Duh!"

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."