Putter Jouster Gifts

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Duh!"

Thanks God!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

"No, not yet."

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

Divine Golf

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'